Monthly Archive for October, 2005

Who knows

When will the lights guide us home? Who knows.

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Bluto on Drinking

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He’s pre-med. — Animal House

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On the Need For and Lack of Real Strength

Teddy Roosevelt:

No man can lead a public career really worth leading, no man can act with rugged independence in serious crises, nor strike at great abuses, nor afford to make powerful and unscrupulous foes, if he is himself vulnerable in his private character.

You want insight into my life right now? Here’s the nice little rhyming question that haunts me: What good is it to be self-aware if you’re seemingly incapable of self-repair?

Best Company in the World

I’ve never been happier to be a shareholder in Google. Not only are they the most innovative company in the world (just ahead of Apple, of which I am also a proud shareholder), but they can actually convert that innovation into financial results that are almost startling they’re so good. To wit:

Google’s rapidly rising profits soared to new heights in the third quarter as its internet-leading search engine churned out a sevenfold earnings increase that blew past analyst expectations.

The Mountain View, California-based company said Thursday that it made $381.2 million, or $1.32 per share, during the three months ended in September. That compared with net income of $52 million, or 19 cents per share, a year ago. Last year’s results included a $201 million charge to account for a legal settlement with rival Yahoo. If not for charges related to a recent acquisition and employee stock options issued before the company went public 14 months ago, Google said it would have earned $1.51 per share.

That figure easily exceeded the consensus estimate of $1.36 per share among 31 analysts surveyed by Thomson Financial. Even the most bullish analysts hadn’t expected Google to fare as well as it did; the highest earnings estimate had been $1.46 per share.

When was the last time you saw the Evil Empire post earnings like that? My uncle mentioned this in passing a while ago, but he’s totally right: Microsoft had to start issuing dividends to their shareholders because they were no longer really giving any return on equity. They’re a dying company, too locked into their comfy anti-competitive, non-impassioned corporate mindset to do anything of real world-shaking value. Thus they’re always playing catchup to something that Google thought up: search, quazi-GIS, increased storage space for e-mail, etc. There’s probably an exhaustive list out there somewhere, but there’s no point in wasting any more energy on it: Google is simply the best company in the world and shows no signs of stopping.

Wired.com is not standards-compliant

For a news service / magazine that seems to always be way ahead of the curve, I’m really surprised to find out that Wired.com 1) isn’t standards compliant, and 2) looks like ass in Firefox/Flock as compared to IE.

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The One and Only

I only keep it there for irony’s sake. And as a reminder.

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An Anonymous Quote

As soon as I get a job, it’s hookers and cocaine from here on out.

He or she was kidding, of course. Straight and narrow and all that…

Toby’s Real Summer Job

Little did we know that this is what Toby was working on and with all summer.

Cold

The darkest thoughts that can come to human mind coalesce in small pools in the cold half-dark of October.

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Interesting

According to the site stats, this site gets a damn good number of hits/day (200+), yet there’s only one (old) comment. I wonder why…